Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...