Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Slogans for Safe Sex!
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cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...