his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...