Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...