Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...