Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...