Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Addicted to AOL!
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Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Cat jokes 06
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A seal visits a local bar
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Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...