Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?