Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...