Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...