Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...