Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Light bulb
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These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The Lizard of Oz!
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Mating Call
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This pill allows you to fly
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Can’t take it with you
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Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...