The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...