Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.