Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...