Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...