Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...