Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...