God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.