Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...