If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...