What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...