Where are we?
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When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
between a fly and a bird
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rolling stones
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Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Caring for floppy disks
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Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...