What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Actual Court Sayings!
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The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
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Which fly makes films?
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...