One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...