What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...