A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
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Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
The College Food Chain
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