Out of the tree
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What’s the definition of bravery?
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Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Red Light Driving
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