It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...