Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...