What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...