The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.