A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
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How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
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Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Fortune Cookie….
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No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
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Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...