Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Real opcodes
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How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...