Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...