14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...