IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...