The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
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Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...