Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...