The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...