Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...