Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...