Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...