My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...