What do jello and a woman have in common?
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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
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What do the Chinese call a 69?
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What on earth!!!
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Beautiful — in a sentence
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Noah’s Ark in an apple
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A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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The right way to ask a question
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The bus crash.
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