I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Emacs acronyms
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Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...