What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...