Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...