Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...