Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?