5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Riddle me this!
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Life is cruel
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Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...